Apparently, a couple of years ago someone decided it would be worthwhile to translate my interview with Brandon Sanderson into French. It comes complete with translator’s notes explaining what BYU and LDS mean, among other things.
From fifth through eight grades, I took four years of first-year French. So, to the person who translated this interview without permission, I have this to say: Je voudrais un limonade. On va a la plage? (Translation for those whose French is not as good as mine: I would like a lemonade. Is one [i.e., are you] going to the beach?)